Do you have what it takes to create your own religion? Now’s your chance. The popular blog Huffington Post is hosting a competition in their comedy section to see who can create the best religion. All entries are considered. The best will be posted directly on the site.
You’ve got the long hair, the nice bushy beard, and lots of beliefs, but you don’t have the 2.2 billion adherents worldwide. Or perhaps you’re chubby and like to sit cross-legged, but no one is making statues of you. Or maybe you’re a mediocre sci-fi writer that wants people speaking your psuedoscience.
Well now you can be the next Jesus, the next Buddha, or even the next L. Ron Hubbard. Sign up now to create-your-own religion. You name it, write down the beliefs, rituals, and holidays. We will then post the best submissions on our site and allow you to compete for followers.
So what are you waiting for? All it takes is submission of a simple form and you could be the next big influencer on the planet. Just give your religion a name, name it’s core beliefs, holidays and rituals, and you’re all set.
Are you more of a follower than a leader? Check out some of the religions that have already been submitted:
Rationalism: Since any advanced piece technology is indistinguishable from magic, only ignorant people can be part of this religion. These ignorant people are to study the Holy Fluctuation, the deviation from the great singularity.
Universal Calculatism: The universe is an enormous calculator, space is the numerator, time is the denominator, we are the answer.
The United Church of Awesome: See others for the Awesome inside them, and help them realize their potential for Awesome, which in turn will cultivate your own.
Allnessanity: The allness is the atom. The all of it is in every part of it. The trinity being in all things. Negative, positive and neutral. Everyone, everything, everywhere are all connected via the atom.
To read more about the Create Your Own Religion Competition go to Huffington Post’s Comedy Section.